Top 10 Clean Religious Jokes: One Liners You Can Tell in Seniors in Church

You can tell all of these clean one liner jokes in church, at school, to seniors and not offend anyone. They are safe for the office jokes too:

1. When was Joseph mentioned playing tennis?
   • When he served in Pharaoh’s court
2. What type of lights did Noah have on the Ark?
   • Floodlights
3. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
   • It’s Christmas, Eve!
4. Where was Solomon’s temple located?
   • On the side of his head
5. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
   • He was Ruthless
6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
   • A roamin’ Catholic
7. Why did the priest giggle during his homily?
   • He had Mass hysteria
8. Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
   • Abraham. He knew a Lot
9. What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
   • A father-in-law
10. Did you hear about the 1-800 service they have for atheists now?
    • You dial the number and it rings and rings and rings but nobody answers

… and this golden oldie for bonus points:

• What did God do to cure Moses’ headache?
  • He gave him two tablets