JOKE: The Psychology Student & The Lawyer

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.  He asked a girl: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl, in a loud voice, replied, “NO, I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man’s table and said with a laugh:  “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?

The man responded in a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT?… I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH! ”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her: “I study law, and I know how to screw people”.